Ode to In-N-Out

Hamburger Haiku:



Number One Combo:
Double Double, fries and Coke.
Made Animal style.



In my hotel room
The burger tastes much better
But the fries are cold.



Eight times in ten days
I've been eating In-N-Out
Is that overkill?



In-N-Out Burger,
I will name, in your honor,
My coronary.



Crisp white paper hat,
Red aprons and free stickers,
Service with a smile.